Mystery Solved
Sometimes the answer has been staring us in the face all along; I think this got lost to history because somebody was translating some ancient Egyptian text , and they translated the hieroglyph for the word “crane” into the bird meaning of the word, but it was in fact a construction crane that was written in ancient text
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It all begins with an idea.
What’s up with mofos adding stevia to beer? Stevia sucks and ruins what probably would otherwise have been good beer , making it taste like a diet abomination , no dice bro!
At Florida Man Beer we pledge to never use stevia!!! You work in our office and want stevia for your cup of coffee? Not any more you don’t, get the fuck out you’re fired for eating that trash!! When did this shit even happen when brewers started adding this crap to beer? I only noticed as of 2025 , and now I have to check labels on beer to make sure it doesn’t contain it; these brewers should be required to add a poop emoji across the label to warn consumers of the terrible taste.
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It all begins with an idea.
RIP One Eyed Jacked , you got leveled dog!! I saw Blue Oyster Cult and Jefferson Starship play this venue in 2002 , these bands were cool and all but kind of past their time, much like this venue! Buck Dharma looked like an Umpa Lumpa shredding a space guitar. It was pretty sweet, but not even the dog track sold out, so it was kinda like watching the real life version of Spinaltap when they played in the air hangar.